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I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can't stand is you

— Groucho Marx

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

— Rita Rudner

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse

— George Bernard Shaw

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

— Woody Allen

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly

— Mae West

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot

— Groucho Marx

A man in the house is worth two in the street

— Mae West

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'

— Woody Allen

Love reckons by itself -- alone
"As large as I" -- relate the Sun
To One who never felt it blaze
Itself is all the like it has

— Emily Dickinson

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

— Helen Rowland

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

— Agatha Christie

I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together

— Julia Roberts